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The Sexy Adventures of Lonk and Epwna

The Sexy Adventures of Lonk and Epwna I grew up in a strictly Segan household and was never a fan of Zelda. So when people played Zelda on the NES, I had Phantasy Star on my Master System. It was basically this... Yuck! compared to that... Rawr! And yes, in the SNES era Zelda fans had this... Yawn! But I had this here... Fuck your Zelda. Spare me the lectures on how Im comparing apples to Phantasy Star - both games were console JRPGs available at the same time on their respective system. And I happen to prefer Phantasy Star, which was eventually punished by Sega for changing the entire franchise into something completely different, because they hate their fans and love to shit on the childhoods of everyone who loved Phantasy Star, Shining Force and Sonic, to name just a few. I did have an N64 and played Ocarina of Time back in the day, which was absolutely amazing and nothing short of breathtaking for its time. It also had the worst fucking water temple in any Zelda game ever, which is...